Favorite Quotes
__"If
people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because
they do not realize how complicated life is."
~John Louis von Neumann
"There really are only two types of people in the world, those that don't do math, and those that take care of them."
~Anonymous
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
~Phil Pastoret
"Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
~Albert Einstein
~John Louis von Neumann
"There really are only two types of people in the world, those that don't do math, and those that take care of them."
~Anonymous
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
~Phil Pastoret
"Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
~Albert Einstein
Math Jokes
_Expand (a+b)^n.
Solution:
(a+b)^n
(a + b) ^ n
(a + b) ^ n
(a + b) ^ n
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a café and notice people going into and coming out of the house across the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement was not accurate."
The biologist: "They have reproduced."
The mathematician: "If one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."
Solution:
(a+b)^n
(a + b) ^ n
(a + b) ^ n
(a + b) ^ n
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting in a café and notice people going into and coming out of the house across the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while, they notice three persons coming out of the house.
The physicist: "The measurement was not accurate."
The biologist: "They have reproduced."
The mathematician: "If one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."